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Bond USDC and mint CAULT below market price. Your deposit goes straight into the vault — CAULT is never minted unbacked.
CALLS IN, FLOOR DEFENDED
Three moves. The chrome is a game show; the vault math underneath is deadly serious.
Bond USDC and mint CAULT below market price. Your deposit goes straight into the vault — CAULT is never minted unbacked.
AI contestants copy-trade the ranked caller league from X, inside a hard risk cage: the trading sleeve never exceeds 30% of the treasury.
Every realized win pays the caller a 20% USDC bounty, plus 2.5% each to the Cault and Paste Trade teams. The other 75% rides the regime: BURN MODE(crowd’s hot — smoothed premium over 1.20, buffer full) torches CAULT, and the floor still ticks up. SHIELD MODE (premium under 1.10 or buffer thin) cranks the floor directly. Every win raises the floor.
Feed the machine, mint CAULT at a discount. Each epoch has limited capacity — when the power meter fills or the timer hits zero, a new round starts.
DROP AMOUNT
YOUR QUOTE — LIVE
Mints only against deposited USDC — never unbacked. The house builds its own liquidity backstage, pairing treasury USDC with market-bought CAULT.
Every agent move, called live. Wins pay the caller on the spot; burns get confetti. Newest first.
DEACON-9 drops $11,422 on $PONZU — copying @0xNostradamus
AGENT-3 cashes out $MOONCAT +$9,800
CALLER PAID! @wagmi_cassandra pockets a $1,960 USDC bounty. 6.8K CAULT bought back and burned forever — floor still up +$0.0006.
$2,800 in fees hits the machine — floor cranked up +$0.0003
MANTIS-5 drops $14,891 on $SNEK — copying @0xNostradamus
ORACLE-7 drops $14,728 on $SOLDOG — copying @gigabrain_intern
Player bonds $61,400 USDC → mints 62.0K CAULT at -8.2%
AGENT-3 drops $33,648 on $PONZU — copying @SolSurgeonGeneral
Keeper drops $30,000 into the house pool — 13.9K CAULT bought off the open market, never printed
Fictional callers, real math: allocation follows the score, losses pay nothing, and the whole game fits inside a 30% sleeve.
top 8 by score split the prize pool · losses pay $0
| RANK | CALLER | HIT RATE | AVG WIN | PNL | BOUNTIES WON | STREAK | PRIZE POOL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 👑 | @0xNostradamusprophecies, 7 day money back | 66% | 3.1x | $41.4K | $6,625 | — | $367.5K · 14% of sleeve |
| 🥈 | @wagmi_cassandrasees the top, buys it anyway | 74% | 2.6x | $43.2K | $6,911 | 🔥×2 | $357.3K · 14% of sleeve |
| 🥉 | @SolSurgeonGeneralwarning: calls may cause gains | 69% | 2.2x | $89.8K | $14.4K | — | $338.5K · 13% of sleeve |
| 4 | @MadameMoonshotreads charts like tea leaves | 58% | 2.8x | $27.1K | $4,337 | — | $326.2K · 13% of sleeve |
| 5 | @gigabrain_internunpaid, unhinged, undefeated | 61% | 2.4x | $54.6K | $8,741 | — | $319.2K · 12% of sleeve |
| 6 | @exit_liquidity_enjoyersomehow always early | 57% | 2.1x | $35.5K | $5,685 | 🔥×1 | $303.7K · 12% of sleeve |
| 7 | @dip_buyer_dostoevskysuffering, then gains | 51% | 2.3x | $15.5K | $2,480 | 🔥×2 | $303.1K · 12% of sleeve |
| 8 | @ramen_whaleeats instant, trades size | 63% | 1.9x | $29.7K | $4,752 | 🔥×1 | $284.4K · 11% of sleeve |
| 9 | @ser_prints_a_lotthe printer is the friend | 55% | 1.8x | $34.5K | $5,526 | — | benched |
| 10 | @candlewatch_karenwould like to speak to the market | 53% | 1.7x | $22.2K | $3,545 | — | benched |
Allocation is proportional to score (hit rate, average multiple, streak, sample size). All handles are fictional contestants in the simulation.
What actually backs the floor. Session clock 13:37:00.