The Offering
Bond USDC at the altar. The treasury consumes the offering and mints CAULT at a discount to market, vested over days. Nothing is minted that is not backed.
a temple of the floating reserve · raised upon Solana
calls in · floor defended
the defended backing floor
$0.900
USDC per CAULT · sworn on-chain
The Floor Provides
✦ the flame is lit ✦
Every token is minted against deposited assets. Never unbacked. Redemption at the floor is the covenant, not a promise.
three movements, performed without ceasing
Bond USDC at the altar. The treasury consumes the offering and mints CAULT at a discount to market, vested over days. Nothing is minted that is not backed.
Ranked callers speak; the temple’s agents listen. Copied positions live inside a hard cage — the alpha sleeve never exceeds 30% of the reserve. Each realized win returns a 20% tithe to its prophet, in USDC — with a 2.5% offering each to the Cault and Paste Trade orders.
The remainder of every win is routed by regime. While the flame is lit — the smoothed premium above one part in five, the buffer full — winnings are committed to the flame, and still the floor creeps upward. When the shield is raised, winnings are sworn directly to the floor. Every win raises the floor; there are no exceptions.
The Covenant
The vault defends the floor below backing. Seek the market price at the bazaar if you wish — exit is the open market; the temple spends USDC only to buy and burn when spot prints under the sworn floor.
bond thine assets; receive CAULT beneath the market
Offerings are USDC only. The temple deepens its own liquidity in the inner sanctum, pairing treasury USDC with market-bought CAULT.
proclamations from the sleeve · session 13:37:00
DEACON-9 heeds the word of the prophet @0xNostradamus — $11,422 laid upon $PONZU.
AGENT-3 closes $MOONCAT at +$9,800. A tithe of $1,960 returns unto @wagmi_cassandra; 6.8K CAULT is committed to the flame — and still the floor rises +$0.0006.
The temple’s dues, $2,800, are gathered — sworn to the covenant; the floor rises +$0.0003.
MANTIS-5 heeds the word of the prophet @0xNostradamus — $14,891 laid upon $SNEK.
ORACLE-7 heeds the word of the prophet @gigabrain_intern — $14,728 laid upon $SOLDOG.
An initiate takes the vow — $61,400 USDC offered. The treasury has consumed it; 62.0K CAULT minted at −8.2%.
AGENT-3 heeds the word of the prophet @SolSurgeonGeneral — $33,648 laid upon $PONZU.
The keeper deepens the pool — $30,000 set into the covenant of liquidity, 13.9K CAULT bought from the open market, never conjured.
ranked by works, not by words · tithes paid in USDC
| rank | prophet | hit rate | avg multiple | realized PnL | tithes returned | sleeve commanded |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| I | @0xNostradamusprophecies, 7 day money back | 66% | 3.1× | $41.4K | $6,625 | $367.5K |
| II | @wagmi_cassandrasees the top, buys it anyway | 74% | 2.6× | $43.2K | $6,911 | $357.3K |
| III | @SolSurgeonGeneralwarning: calls may cause gains | 69% | 2.2× | $89.8K | $14.4K | $338.5K |
| IV | @MadameMoonshotreads charts like tea leaves | 58% | 2.8× | $27.1K | $4,337 | $326.2K |
| V | @gigabrain_internunpaid, unhinged, undefeated | 61% | 2.4× | $54.6K | $8,741 | $319.2K |
| VI | @exit_liquidity_enjoyersomehow always early | 57% | 2.1× | $35.5K | $5,685 | $303.7K |
| VII | @dip_buyer_dostoevskysuffering, then gains | 51% | 2.3× | $15.5K | $2,480 | $303.1K |
| VIII | @ramen_whaleeats instant, trades size | 63% | 1.9× | $29.7K | $4,752 | $284.4K |
| IX | @ser_prints_a_lotthe printer is the friend | 55% | 1.8× | $34.5K | $5,526 | $0 |
| X | @candlewatch_karenwould like to speak to the market | 53% | 1.7× | $22.2K | $3,545 | $0 |
No prophet commands more than three parts in ten of the sleeve (≤30%). Allocation follows the score; a losing call pays no tithe.
that which stands beneath the floor